I figured since I haven't had
time to post anything lately, I'd go with a little humor.
My best friend, Jillian
(Whose lovely blog you can find here), and I compiled a list of
the top 28 stories we can never seem to find but would be very useful to us if we could.
Maybe one of these days I'll
get around to actually writing some of these articles myself (I mean, after
all, someone's gotta do it). But for now...
Weird Girl Problems (Articles
You Won't Find In Seventeen Magazine):
1. How To Tell Your Guy You’re
an Anarchist
2. How Many Dates to Wait
Before Discussing Humanity in the Third Person
3. Keeping Secrets: Having
a Hard Time Telling Him That You’re Actually Studying Economics for Fun?
4. Ways to Communicate
That Your Baby Sister Isn't Your Kid
5. How to Tell Him That
You Don’t Care How Many Deer He’s Killed and You’re Not a Fan of His Jacked Up
Truck
6. To Share or Not to Share: So
You Wear the Same Clothes (and Hairstyle) As Your Guy?
7. How to Get That "V for
Vendetta" Look (To Really Turn Him On)
8. What to Do When He Loves
Public School
9. How to Casually Discuss the
Education of Your Hypothetical Children with Your Boyfriend
10. When He Thinks You’re
Badass (But You’re Home Studying Algebra)
11. Best Snarky Comments to
Keep That Loser From Messaging You on Facebook... Again
12. How to Tell Your Guy
That Your Personalities Aren't Compatible According to the MBTI
13. Five Ways to Break Up With a Sensing Guy
14. Incorporating Black Into Every Outfit (Without Being Obvious)
15. Judgment from Mennonites: How to Take It
16. When Weird Mormon Boys Just Won't Leave You Alone
17. Inferiority Complex: How Not to Compare Yourself to Award Winning Orchestra, Debate Club, Championship Skier Homeschoolers
18. Kindest Ways to Tell Him Green Hair Just Isn't His Look
19. How to Tell Him What Movie You're Watching (After He Tells You He's Watching Dukes of Hazzard... And You're Watching a Documentary About Wars from the 20th Century)
20. Ways to Suggest He Break Up the Monochrome Camo
21. How to Avoid Some Guy You Don't Know Driving 6 Hours to Meet You
22. You're Getting Married: How to Tell Them There Won't Be a Ceremony
23. What to Do When You Run Into Him at Walmart... In Your Pajamas
24. When Facebook Informs You... He's Married
25. How to Convince Him That Dubstep Isn't Music and You Are Not His Homeboy
26. What to Do When Your Guy Is Listening to Rap Music
27. Ways to Tell Him You're Much More Dark and Twisted Than He Thinks
28. How to Tell Him to Stop Dressing In Drag
My gosh, EJ. This was so fun to come up with.
ReplyDeleteThe people at Seventeen are so out of touch.
The funny thing is when I read the list, I think "Oh, that's so relatable!"
And then I think... It's cause you and your friend made them up, dork.
Anyways, I am very proud of this little list.
Nice arrangement.
I really do wonder who, other than us, might actually relate to this list.
ReplyDeleteComing up with all of those was quite entertaining though.
Ok, I know I am already on the weird list, but I even thought most of the listings were funny. And I don't even hang out in the circle of teenage girls nor have I ever read "Seventeen" magazine (I have heard of it though).
ReplyDeleteThis was pretty amusing. You should totally write some of these. (:
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